Profiles

Member Profiles
Mark Rudner

Mark's Mugshot Code Name: Skud

 

 Home Town: Santa Ana, CA 

 

 Weapon of choice: 

 Fender Telecaster

 

 Favorite chord: G maj 7 

 

 

 

Mark grew up on the mean streets of Tustin, California.  When not being subjected to self-esteem classes as part of the Tustin Unified School District's prized Project Self- Esteem Program, he played piano and pretended not to do well in school.  During college, he became a founding member of Ziran -- LA's first Chinese pop/rock cover band. In Boston he continued in the Sinorock genre with WuXian.  After Big Matty C taught him how to play the guitar, the creative juices started flowing and Mark was ready to launch a new career in the intelligible rock scene.

 

 
Matt Cohen

 Code Name: Big Matty C

 

 Home Town: Staten Island, NY 

 

 Weapon of choice: 

 Japanese-made Stratocopy

 

 Special Move: Extreme soloing 

  

 

 

Matt "Big Matty C" Cohen has been playing guitar since he was 13 and growing wacky beards since he was 17.  Matt spent 5 years with various university jazz bands and was a member of several short-lived rock acts with names such as Room Temperature Applesauce, Fuzzy and the Ball Massagers, Men Without Shoes, The A-Men, The Karate Kids, The Band of Evil Angels, and Kellen Yamanaka's House of Snare Drums.  Seriously.

 

 
Mike Romito

Robert's Mugshot Code Name: Albino Mosquito Libido

 

 Home Town: Chicago, IL 

 

 Weapon of choice: 

 Fender Jaguar Bass

 

 Inspiration: 'Da Bears. 

 

 

 

Mike brought his musical talents to the Meat Burglars in 2010, unleashing a new wave of low frequency fury onto the stage.  Watch out for some funky licks.  That's not his picture, but we have concealed his identity to protect the lazy. 

 

 
Doug Lanman

Doug's Mugshot  Code Name: Dr. Awesome

 

 Home Town: Bartlesville, OK

 

 Weapon of choice:

 Maximum smack

 

 Hobby: Freestyle walking

 

 

Doug drums with the awesome power of a mighty tsunami. His snare is like a machine gun, mowing down anyone who dare cross its path, and each beat of his kick drum will hit you in the chest like a Bruce Lee 1" punch.

 

 


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